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by Jessica Strawser

ePub Get Real Greetings: Creating Cards for Your Sassiest Sentiments download
Author:
Jessica Strawser
ISBN13:
978-1600610011
ISBN:
1600610013
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Publisher:
North Light Books (July 6, 2007)
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Subcategory:
Crafts & Hobbies
ePub file:
1865 kb
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1640 kb
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Rating:
4.9
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887

Perhaps the book's subtitle should be "Creating Cards for Your Sentiments" Perhaps there are more people than you think with an off-beat sense of humor that would appreciate the humor and the attempt to "lighten u. No, there are many cards I wouldn't make myself; on the other hand there may be a card or two which would cause me to think, "I know X would have gotten a big laugh over this. Don't totally write the book off because of it's sassiness.

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Get Real Greetings" offers paper crafters 70 plus creative and humorous ways to convey their most unsentimental sentiments in sassy cards

Get Real Greetings" offers paper crafters 70 plus creative and humorous ways to convey their most unsentimental sentiments in sassy cards. Real women have real lives that aren't tapped into through traditional thinking-of-you cards: they get speeding tickets, fail to impress their new bosses, get PMS (and then, later, have hot flashes), and dump and get dumped by. boyfriends and husbands. Through it all they lean on their real friends to tell it like it is and brighten their days with insights like

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Get Real Greetings picks up where store-bought cards and traditional card-making books leave off. You'll find something here for all the non-occasions of everyday life-with cards covering everything from "The Usual Crap" to "The Joys of Womanhood"-as well as snarky ne. . You'll find something here for all the non-occasions of everyday life-with cards covering everything from "The Usual Crap" to "The Joys of Womanhood"-as well as snarky new twists on more tried-and-true topics.

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Forget sweet and sappy...Celebrate the ups and downs of real life with these sassy greeting cards.

Did your best girlfriend get a speeding ticket, get dumped and get fired, all in the same week? Or did that lucky bitch just introduce you to her hot new boyfriend who just happens to be a masseuse? Too bad there are no sections in the greeting card aisles for those occasions!

Get Real Greetings picks up where store-bought cards and traditional card-making books leave off. You'll find something here for all the non-occasions of everyday life - with cards covering everything from "The Usual Crap" to "The Joys of Womanhood" - as well as snarky new twists on more tried-and-true topics. Choose from 70+ fabulous card designs, plus dozens of bonus unsentimental sentiments to mix and match with your favorites. Simple instructions make it easy to create these fresh and funny cards whenever inspiration (in the form of a girlfriend's triumph or tragedy) strikes.

Give your friends their just desserts - make them a Get Real greeting today!

  • Perhaps the book's subtitle should be "Creating Cards for Your [Crassest] Sentiments" Perhaps there are more people than you think with an off-beat sense of humor that would appreciate the humor and the attempt to "lighten up." No, there are many cards I wouldn't make myself; on the other hand there may be a card or two which would cause me to think, "I know X would have gotten a big laugh over this."

    Don't totally write the book off because of it's sassiness. Just as in any type of crafting book the suggestions you see are mostly a jumping off place to express your own creativity. Of course I wouldn't use the word "b---h" to anyone, but I might be able to come up with a less offensive term instead, or it might even trigger a totally different card just because the sassy one you just read gave you an idea.

    In the final analysis, no, I would not make mot of these cards for anyone I currently know; however, just being able to read through the book and share the contents with female family members triggered a lot of laughter and some "ooooh, mean!" and tongue-in-cheek comments like, "I know JUST who I would send that one to." The cards may not be ones you would actually make, but you know you wish you could. And to be honest, not all the cards are over-the-top sassy.

  • While I am enthusiastic about this book, I realize I will have to choose carefully to whom I can send a card with the greetings shown. Not all people share my sense of humour. But if you have sassy gal pals, who love a laugh, this is the book for you. Lots of people need to lighten up, and if your card elicits a smile, or a giggle, you've done your job.

  • I guess I'm just not as PC as everyone else, but I thought this book was a hoot. Lots of good ideas and funny sentiments. I am only giving it 4 stars because there were a lot of greetings geared towards kid related stuff and all of the women in my world are way beyond that.

  • Great ideas. Couldn't believe how nice it was for the price!! LOVE IT!

  • Funny funny greetings in this book. I just love it.

  • Prompt Shipping.

    Product looked brand new.

    The actual book definitely has the right title.

    I definitely would not use any of the greeting that are suggested in the book, though. Some of them actually are pretty vulgar. There is a difference between sassy and mean.

    This is no bearing on the seller. The seller was absolutely perfect.

  • This book is great for cardmakers who need some new fun quotes! Some cute card designs as well, but the best part is the greetings, love them.

  • This book had many of the same greetings I might want to say to a friend or two without being all mushy and sappy like. Most brought a smile to my face. The instructions were well written and content was excellent.
    Supplies are easy to find and most a seasoned cardmaker already has in the box.
    Have a blast gurls it is great.