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by BYRON CLAVICLE

ePub BARBARIANS download
Author:
BYRON CLAVICLE
ISBN13:
978-1608870240
ISBN:
1608870243
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Publisher:
Pocket Books (October 18, 2011)
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Humor
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Read this book and adopt an authentic barbarian lifestyle today! It worked wonders for me!"

Read this book and adopt an authentic barbarian lifestyle today! It worked wonders for me!" - Genghis Khan show more. About Dr. Gr te Skullbasher is a Bunglorian barbarian king and the Dean of Discipline at a prominent Ivy League university. When not slaughtering his enemies, he enjoys eating rare meat and having sex on animal pelts.

Byron Clavicle, Author: Dr. Byron Clavicle is the acclaimed author of over 4,000 works of academic scholarship in the field of Barbarian Studies. His most recent books include Crushing Your Enemies for Fun and Profit and Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Yaks (But Were Afraid to Ask). He is hard at work on a tween novel, Latex Sluts vs. Zombie Frankenstein. He lives in Venice, California. Benjamin Chadwick, Contributor: Benjamin Chadwick is a writer and aspiring savage who wanders North America. Joshua Kemble, Illustrator: Joshua Kemble is an acclaimed artist and illustrator

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Sick of our flaccid twenty-first century, with its flavored coffees, electric cars, and spoiled lap dogs? Wishing you could get what you want, when you want it? Perhaps you dream of trading in that restrictive tie for a liberating loin cloth? The solution is simple: Just ask yourself, What Would a Barbarian Do? (WWBD?). With this primitive procedure, great men have altered the course of history (and hilarious B movies) for thousands of years. Return to the simplicity of yore with this back-to-basics primer on bloody revenge, furry pants, and true caveman cuisine. Let renowned scholar Dr. Byron Clavicle and real-life barbarian Grüte Skullbasher tell you how to crush your enemies, settle rent disputes with the barbarian counting system (one, two…many!), find a proper name and title that will put you at the top of the Manly Scale of Name Masculinity, and snare a chain-mail-bikini-wearing Amazon! With just a few thousand calories a day and a commitment to pillaging and plundering, you too can put yourself on the path to an authentic barbarian lifestyle! Features Include: - How to Dress Like a Barbarian - The Barbarian Aptitude Test (B.A.T.) - How to Make a Barbarian Movie - Great Barbarian Accomplishments - Barbarian Bible Stories - Grüte Skullbasher’s Response to the Great Western Philosophers . . . and much, much more!
  • I'll be honest I re-read this thing 2 times already, and the list of Barbarian flicks towards the back was worth the price alone. For kids of the 80's a lot of this will bring back memories during the whole Barbarian craze that was going on back then with comical references towards movies and shows like Conan, Beastmaster, Thundar and He-Man. And even some obscure Roger Corman flicks that were so lovingly riffed by the guys at MST3K. For those born afterwards (or just didn't care at the time) some of the books humor will probably be lost on them especially when they try to understand who these Atarians are or the "don't shoot the food" reference.

    Overall it's a fun book to read that doesn't take it self seriously. There were sections of the book I wasn't that crazy over but they're minor. I've read a few reviews elsewhere and some of them were slamming this book. One in particular review I read was critiquing the book and it's portrayal of Barbarians as being big dumb brutes and not in a more accurate light historically or even in fictional stories. I guess that's what happens when people with no humor read books that are supposed to be comical. Anyway I would suggest it to people who remembered the 80's Barbarian craze or just big fans of those big savages who are more courteous then most of us civilized folks. Because they will split your head open, as a general thing!

  • OK, so if you want a list of your favorite barbarian movies you can go right to the net, and you don't need to refer to the list at the end of this book. This little "gem" was just dumb. I thought it would be funny, and it certainly is, if you want to have it at the expense of the right-most part of the political spectrum. Simultaneously dealing in and using the worst stereotypes of what a barbarian is, they point their swords and pens directly at political conservatives. So if you are one or have that kind of bent, just avoid this book entirely, 'kay? I'll be using it as a coaster from now on.

  • This book is a must have for any fans of fantasy. From Conan to Orc Barbarians in Dungeon's and Dragons, this book will appeal to your inner rage monster. The book's light tone and tongue-in-cheek style will appeal to any age group.

    For the adults, there's the dream of rampaging through your office smashing over cubicles or hurling printers off 10-story balconies. For the kids there's the glee in thinking about chopping your enemies into little tiny pieces. For anyone who has ever wanted to let their temper guide their actions, this book has something.

    As an added bonus, the artwork is great. It reminds me a lot of early editions of Dungeons and Dragons, which is apparently a style of art now called by some special name. Anyway, there are wizards and barbarians and fantastical things all over the inside of this book.

  • I bought and read book and me live now much better. Many funny and also big informative for critical skills in becoming barbarian. Recommended for all who enjoy humor, sacking, pillaging, and good life. Also not miss excellent reviews in back on barbarian movies which provides much laughs and guide to which movies best for personal development. Also which movie has naked woman. Buy book or I find you, burn home and take things!

  • A clever book following in the same awesome vein as Max Brooks, and his Zombie Survival Guide, Barbarians really works the funny bone. It even has a Barbarian movie section. I have already combed netflix looking for late night guilty pleasure movies.

  • Barbarians: A Handbook for Aspirins Savages was a very funny read. I read it over a couple of weeks on my subway ride home from work, and I got a number of odd looks as a laughed out loud while going through this book. Also, as other commenters noted, there is a nice review of a number of barbarian movies at the end of this book - most of which I never heard of, but I'm looking forward to checking out.